Just finish the competition
There comes out new family which is jayden lim....welcome to the family and the progress of another family T.T........
What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
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What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
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Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
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Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
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AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
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GIRLS' REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
Since the phuket trip already been cancel by my family due to H1NI..(kanasai) so the family of mine plan for another local trip..(deng)..no more phuket...
LOOK AT IT N U KNOW WERE IS IT........CAMERON
NEW BOH'S PLANTATION.RECOMMENDED
AFTER THAT GO FOR MAKAN>>>>>>
JALAN JALAN>>>>>
THE KIDS ARE KINDA ENJOYING THE TRIP.SO DO I..
LASTLY,FATHER N SON SPEND THEIR PRECIOUS TIME AFTER THE MEAL..HAHHA..BRO,CHANGE YOUR POST LA..AKAKAKAKAWell well well...Just finish my holiday and started another new semester and i'm in my final year. After 3 years in malacca, club, pub, bar and places i had been before are boring. beside drinking beer and chilling out. i discover another new activity that are cost saving..hahha....
WITH THE BEER COSTING RM 500..I RATHER......................
PAY RM 24 FOR 3 HOUR
WHEREBY TO CATCH BABY PRAWN
WITH THE GREAT VIEW OF THE SEA.WELL IT'S ON YOUR LEFT HAND SIDE
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FOLK...I have been hospitalize last month due to blood infection. If i have been hospitalize after it i would have been suspected with the stupid H1N1 ...God bless me (even i not really trust on this thing).Again it's been a stupid week where the same old stuff.Lying on my stupid bed and facing with the stupid nurse...Damn,unlucky week..After that week my sister turn to admit.Due to the previous post there are some typo error..haha..is may not june...pai seh pai seh..There is a clearer view on my newborn nephew...tadah.....................
DAMN CUTE RIGHT???
MY SISTER IS ALL RIGHT..HAHHA..LET'S MOVE ON
IT'S FOR THE MANGO..DAMN..LOOK AT THE SIZE..MAKAN SATU LAO SAI 1 WEEK..AKAKAKAKAKA
EVERYTHING END HERE WITH FATHER AND SON GATHERING.+ CAMERA MAN(MY BRO)AKAKAKAIt's been a busy week for me...EXAM EXAM EXAM.No life ballz and this the most memorable exam ever where we get to talk with each other. Discuss the question together and we can even laugh during exam when some one given a wrong answer and the lecturer don't even give a damn on us...(a reminder:our lecturer never give a damn on us,not others)
AFTER THE EXAM..EVERYBODY IS LOOKING ON SOMETHIN
THIS DUDE IS FROM INDIA AND THEREFORE,MOVING LIKE A WIND
AND TAT IS THE BEST THING FOR US COMPARE OTHERS QUEING UP..LOOK PROPERLY.6th of june is a big day...I am having a 2nd nephew...Welcome to the world...Another extra member in my family..hahha..I'm getting old..
Something to share...received an interesting forwarded mail from a friend ...plase take note everybody especially ladies....
IMPORTANT :Women's Rights 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.
I was talking with a lawyer friend of mine.
We were discussing the law and women's rights.
She told me about this incident
a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show.
He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.
In fact, the law clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her...
It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.
It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. Just thought I'd share this with you. I did not know this and am sure lot of us will not know this- please be informed..... And pass on this info to whom all you know.......
Where should i start first...it's been so long i never update my blog due to the busy-ness of my life out here...Alright alright..first thing 1st...Chinese new year had been past for around a week well i mean for the first day of chinese new year...So bad thing happens, first i went to clinic and the doctor say i maybe get nose cancer...KNNCCB...
so>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SO LONG SUCKER..................
I LOVE MY ROOM NOW..
LOOK AT THIS TOYOTA
F***PERODUA IS USING TOYOTA...
GAMBLING STARTS BEFORE NEW YEAR
WITH FEI HAI PLAYING PC AND....................
SOHAIZ..........
I BEEN EATING THIS FOR A WEEK FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS..S****
SAME OLD THING..LION DANCE.BUT THIS TIME WAY MORE BETTER THAN LAST YEAR
FAMILY "LOU SANG" WELL I DON KNOW WHAT IT'S THE TRUW MEANING THE TASTE>>>>>>NO GOOD NO GOOD
Chinese people believe the higher you throw more HUAT arh!!!!!!!! I sememangnya kia su la...HUAT ARH HUAT ARH!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my friend out there.hopefully this is a beautiful new year well i mean new resolution for 2009 since is the first day of 2009.
bbq-ing
looking at the cool aunty
looking to cat
playing with birds
getitng new wound on my body
seeing cheap-skate artist
decorating mmu's wall
ask someone to pretend monkey
lepaking at beach
bro's wedding
beer wit friends
well well there are lot's more to say but this is just a part of it.
2009=new lifemore moneystudy hardsleep less
