Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
There comes out new family which is jayden lim....welcome to the family and the progress of another family T.T........
Will i'm getting older and older ballz...woth 3 nephew and 1 niece and i am just 21..haha..lucky me..
Sunday, July 12, 2009
What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
GIRLS' REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Since the phuket trip already been cancel by my family due to H1NI..(kanasai) so the family of mine plan for another local trip..(deng)..no more phuket...
As you guys c,it's been ages i never been to cameron since the last trip that i not really remember when is it and to be suprise, there are places i never been before and the mistake i made i wearing shorts since the whether so freaking cold up there(due to raining season)
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Well well well...Just finish my holiday and started another new semester and i'm in my final year. After 3 years in malacca, club, pub, bar and places i had been before are boring. beside drinking beer and chilling out. i discover another new activity that are cost saving..hahha....
Monday, May 25, 2009
I have been hospitalize last month due to blood infection. If i have been hospitalize after it i would have been suspected with the stupid H1N1 ...God bless me (even i not really trust on this thing).Again it's been a stupid week where the same old stuff.Lying on my stupid bed and facing with the stupid nurse...Damn,unlucky week..After that week my sister turn to admit.Due to the previous post there are some typo error..haha..is may not june...pai seh pai seh..There is a clearer view on my newborn nephew...tadah.....................