Sunday, September 30, 2007

Final

I've been studying until now.7 A.M and damn i try to sleep but i can't sleep.God please bless me so that i can sleep.I'm having test on 230P.M and crap i can't sleep.Sad case "Been thinking alot"..

DAY LIGHT IN MELACCA
BOOOOOOOKS
NOTES = CRAP

THESE ARE THE THING I'M GOING TO BRING IN EXAM HALL

PEK PEK....I WANA SLEEP LA......

Friday, September 28, 2007

Test

Final is around the corner weih.Man i hate test.What you guys thought about test??For me, TEST = WORLD WAR...On the other hand is like we,as a student hate going for exam just like soldier hate going to the war field...SOLDIER DIE = STUDENT FAILED...





STUDENT => SOLDIER







EXAM HALL=>>

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The finale is the lecturer.lecturer stand for???





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Well i'm too bored in the middle of 3am.Damn i need to study.Haihz..By the time i grad my cert will going to look like this...

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Beautiful Morning

5:30 a.m
>>>My phone rang that time and i was like who the hell is calling in the early morning.Its giant..



LAXMAN : "macha,go eat weih.Damn hungry."
BOGIEE : "Where?"
LAXMAN : "Pasar of course."
BOGIEE : "Damn,ok la ok la."



So that's the 1st breakfast after so many night.After the fried mee,Something is running in my mind...............




BOGIEE : "Ei,wana go for for a ride in bunga raya?people said that we can see whole melacca."
LAXMAN : "Cannot la,have to wake my girlfriend up and fetch her to get signature."
BOGIEE : "F*** YOU.Go la weih."
LAXMAN : "ok ok ok"



So i ride laxman's bike to bunga raya.Actually we plan to go by bike.But we stop half way and we have to walk to the top weih.Know why???


LOOKS LIKE NORMAL ROAD RIGHT...






NOW KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO WALK?CHEE PEK HILL...#%*^&$#!#



Once we reach the top it was like OMG.Never thought the storyt is real.It was so damn beautiful with good wheather.What a beautiful view.GOOOOOOOD MORNING TO ME....



I WANA SLEEP ......@_@

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Jumpstyle

I had nothing to do besides study at 3am in the morning and well is kinda boring so i watch youtube and found out a new dance called jumpstyle.So the people living beside me thought which idiot dancing in the middle of the night..ahahahaha...Just to fill my time and try to make myself busy.Study until bored then dance lor..akakakaka....What i can say about this dance.Nothing.Just a new era of shuffle...Lolz.. 1st time upload video and it's SUX......Better you guys watch youtube.I post in youtube d...

Friday, September 21, 2007

So Called Love Story

OK OK...1st thing 1st..I had been reading my friend's blog and there is 1 article that i read from his blog...Love story la..Basically is a touching story.I was wondering if this love story happens.They no need to study arh?Where the hell they get so much of money???akakakaka...So called love story wert..I was wondering if there is a story base on the lifestyle we are having now..ahahahaha...OMG..so touching but for me ok ok jer la..haha..Don't die don't die those part..waliao..



ENJOY THE STORY BELOW..KINDA NICE ALSO...

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone inthe parkone night....

Daniel: I guess we are the left oversinthisworldJasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special lives

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for30 daysand youwill be my boyfriend

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don'thaveanything to do for the following weeks...



DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and theybothtouchedin a romantic film

DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had apicnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together

DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus andthey rodeona Horror House....Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...

DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune tellersaid: "My darlings, Please don't wastethetime ofyour life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes

DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something

DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident

DAY 29:
11:37pm
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you wantanydrinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll down the road

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all

Daniel: Wait for me....20mins later... a stranger approachedJasmineStranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital

11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency room andhehanded out an apple juice and a letter

Doctor:
We found this in daniel'spocketJasmine reads the letter and it says:Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are areally cute girl and i am really falling for you..Your cherished.... smile you were everythingwhen weplayed this game..... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.... I love you Jasmine....Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor,I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game.Please don't leave me Daniel.... I lovey ou! You cannot do this to me!"Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop pumping THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........Always love your loved ones and showthem howyou feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to be stow petals of ever lasting compassion and love to your love dones..Today is the day.... Love them while they are still here...


So the moral of this story teaches us don't ever go to a park and buy water for a girl.Damn dangerous weih...Later bang.....GG=R.I.P

Monday, September 17, 2007

Trip Before Final

Wow...Final is around the corner.Hell time pass so fast.Before final there are still a trip to FAMOSA organize by voices..Actually the 1st plan is to go PD..But some parents was like TSUNAMI la weih..Potong steam onli..Some stuff about what world chinese debate..i ain't know sh*t about what chinese debate weih..ahahahaha.."KENA TIPU MASUK PUNYA"...loolzzzzz...so as usual we were ask to gather at round about at 1130 and beside that we still have to pay for RM30...Imagine it,RM30 for nothing..Lolz..Bored to death + bugget..Have to say thank you to my sister jennie for her apartment and get a night free stay there la.If not the fees is not RM30 i think.Things getting expensive in famosa...

THE BUS IS NOT FULL AT ALL...WU WU





WOW.MIDDLE FINGER PULA...




The purpose of this camp is actually to bring closer our relationship,To get know more with each other.That was what i've been told by them.LOlz..Once there it was like free activities..Waliao.free activities how to get to know with each other well???As usual.i with my frien "jia xi"(pic above) do nothing but our project "S"..haha..Hang out with him in tampin,tennis with him but not TFK together with him also weih..haha..Well famosa...A huge place with nothing but if you spend money in there>>>famosa will be a nice place to chill and relax...We were like 2 different group on this trip...DAP and MCA..Tadak ngam..


WITHOUT AIR MACHINE.I USE MY AIR FOR THE AIR BED AND IT WORKS.HAHA


HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS





At night i were out with around 10 ppl and we headed to tampin satay and for sure with beer.1 of the famous local food in tampin.


LOOK AT THE PEK PEK aka VINSON'S FACE


Our journey end with playing tennis with them,bbq,cowboy town (jus a few malays with makeup...chee pek )..But i enjoy the trip..There are some bad thing happen also and had say SORRY TO MY BELOVED SISTER.


HEREZ THE GROUP PIC..ME ON THE LEFT WEIH..

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Here Comes The Weekend I'm Talking about

Weekend is arriving again..Hell,what to do besides study???Akakakaka....i slept in the evening.Once i woke up.Well you all know la..Sit on the pc and the message in msn keep on coming telling there is another person die from killing herself.OMG.Last year at this month same thing happen.Is a guy jump form 18th floor but this year at this time is a girl jump from tghe 16th floor.Chee pek.Luckily i moved out from that apartment.So shoi..Next is to start study wert and suddenly ju hai aka julien call me and said that wai hai aka wei hoe having a gathering and i have been told that there had been a new girl.Maybe his gf...Akakakaka...As usual,eat at jaya corner and thought of going back but the next plan is pure bar...Alamak! ! ! ! ! ! ! Akakakakaka....gila gila again..ahahahaha.Bet you know that is was boring during weekend.Luckily that got something to do.If not i will keep looking at the book.Damn.........













WAI HAI aka WEI HOE




AHAHAHA..LOOK AT THAT 2 FELLOW.IGNORE THE BLACK 1..





DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH JU HAI.HAHA



EN..YOU ARE GOOD IN TAKING PIC AFTER SO MANY TIMES WEIH





NO EYE SEE (IN CANTONESE LA)





Is kinda bored for clubbing.Everytime the same song.Ya allah.Boring la macha,at first sit inside geh.Lot of chicks to "cc look look ma"..But very hot weih.So all shifted outside for an open air area.Just around 1 something if i'm not mistaken they plan to have satay celup.OKOK.The thing is satay celup is one of the famous stuff in Melaka.The shop we are going is a famous shop so called CAPITOL.Never understand what so special about it also.Maybe that is the only food can be found in melaka....Akakakakaka..CHEE PEK..What 3rd generation pula...Pengsan...





SO CALLED CAPITOL..LOLZ....





EUGENE..JANGAN JIWANG LO..AHAHAHA...AKIBATNYA KENA LA..AKAKAKAKA...




Above is the plate i ate.Just 2 plate cause me and eugene got another plan to do.that is go opposite of the shop and eat 'CHA SIU FAN'..Cheaper weih...Hahahaha....So we had our time at CAPITOL and the nect plan is to KUNDUR...Is a beach la..Actually there is a nice to hang out when you are stress.Listen to the wave and sit on the sand.OMG.It was to relaxing over there.Man i love that beach even is dirty.Welll not dirty but is DAMN dirty weih.At first the plan is to study geh.But but plan cancel and i had my time with time.Tomorrow once i wake up i will start to pia again d...Ahahahahaha....TIRED.....

Jokes Of The Month

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- ---------- Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ? ----------------------------
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- ---------
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain (brain), use your blainnn .......... --------------------------------------- -------------------- Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not? --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- ------------
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!










A family is sitting around the supper table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,still nice buthanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.""Onions?""Yes, see them and they make you cry."This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughtersaid,"Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, hispenis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is likea birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?""Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decorationonly!"









Hokkien Exam PaperInstructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the gradingsystem at the end of the passage afterreading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai dolah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60marks)
Question:Singalella why become rich ?Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia,Singalella.She got two sisters, but thestepmarder and the sisters all damnkuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.Everyday must cook lah, clean lah,simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.If her sister say liak kar zhuak, sheliak.Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.CPF poon boh.But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got oneson call Ah Ming got party.So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee,this one bahru lu eh sisters wustandard."Then Singalella must zho sui-sui forher sisters and step-marder.Tak pai haw, buay zhia, buay koon andbuay pang-sai.That night she only can wave bye byeand then she go back to the kitchenand cook Maggi mee.Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh,an-zhua lu boh kee party?"So Singalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bukong buay-sai, so boh pian."She never expect but the neighboursay, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, zhen-kor, after that look very different.She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.At the party, Ah Ming also quite sianbecause the char bor all boh sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pekdancing.Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyahsee-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.AhMing straight away lau nuar."Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee korbuay pai."Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, suieh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"Singalella say ok but Ah Ming likeoctopus, touch here touch there.But then just it was 12 o'clock, oneah pek die on the dance floor.He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio,zhit-pak ban.So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your commandof Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story andpronounce Hokkien correctly.Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/orcannot pronounce Hokkien properly.zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/orcatch no ball.leow leow, maika lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
F9. Don't understand rating.kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kongsimi? __________________________________________________

Monday, September 3, 2007

Life Goes On

When i was hanging out with friend on the so called historical town of melacca.There are 1 thing i'm curious and so "sakai" that i don't even know Malaysia spend this kind of money on this type of vehicle.When i spotted that vehicle i was like "jom le kita naik"....akakakaka...But wasted,rushing for time.So make it next time..haihz...




MA LOU...TAKE A CLOSER LOOK

IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN JUS 2 VEHICLE AVAILABLE...PEK PEK...CUN..



As usual,what on earth i can do on SUNDAY???Lame...But this time is totally different.I got a wake up call from my good friend calle thunder.Malou,look at the weather...Its afternoon.How the hell i'm going to get my lunch and dinner??



BLEEDY WEATHER


So i keep on thinking how on earth i 'm going to have my lunch and dinner.Luckily this dude appear weih..



YOU SAFE MY LIFE

But......BUGGET la...haihz...so end up with biscuit+restaurant is hell far..So the next issue is about car.Without car,my life kinda bored.No place to go and just stick in this taman.Damn,sometimes had to rent car if "terpaksa" la or because of something urgent,well i'm not going to beg on people and ask them please la borrow me your car la weih please la..If you are saying that i'm studying for 2 years in melacca is ok wert.But i'm studying for 5 years.During my bro in UNI,my dad let him drive to cyber,i bet my bro know how's life without a car in UNI..haha...During my sis in UNI,my jie foo borrow her a car.But now during my time.APA PUN TADAK.BASIKAL SAJA ADA.What i don't understand is my dad told me that student must act like a student.Yea,student must act like a student but sometimes look on the other side..Having a car does not mean it will causes effect on studies.melacca......Where else i still can go.But luckily still got PTPTN..haha..i'm not going to buy car since i got car back in my hometown.well,try to get full loan since the address written on my melacca add.1stly,take motor license and then buy myself a super bike perhaps.HAIHZ...I never enjoy my UNI life at all...............................