Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Zam Zam Ala Kazam

Today having a great event.Not to say event just a thing that i always get to watch on tv but not on my real life.Maybe in temple or ritual place and oh ya,i don't pray so is was so hard for me to watch all this stuff.So while lepaking with friends today.The thing appear sial....hahha..just look at the 1st pic 1st>>>>>>







SAW THE NUMBER THINGY????STILL CANT GUESS WAT IT IS??

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IS A BIRD..OBVIOUSLY NOT MINE..HAHHA...KINDA KNOW RIGHT???

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NOW ?????MACHA WITH HIS NASIB THINGY LA..


NASIB NASIB NASIB

ZAM ZAM ALA KAZAM


Well i am so so so curious to know about it and all the process just cost rm5.Not too much to pay for it right since all my life i'm just going to meet him once only.Wana tipu my money also tipu la but at least i try sial with the thing that are kinda correct on what he said to me.Just 1 thing that can't believe is that the MACHA said that i very lucky to have the card,when i ask for the toto number then the macha is like......




MACHA = "LU BANYAK LUCK HARI INI,BOLEH BELI NOMBOR,MAU?"
BOGIEE= "BETUL KAH MACHA???MAU MAU"
MACHA = "TAPI KENA BAYAR BURUNG"
BOGIEE= "HAH,KENA BAYAR?"
MACHA= "YA LA.UNTUK BURUNG"
BOGIEE= "BERAPA LA MACHA"
MACHA= "TENGOK BERAPA ITU BURUNG PILIH LA"
BOGIEE= "NAH BEH......NO THANKS NO THANKS"



Well well i was like the bird need so much money then what you wana eat la macha??My bird i lend you for free arh sial..Akakakaka...All the best macha on your business..

Sunday, August 24, 2008

TGI Friday

While i go through jason aka wee wee wonka's blog,i found out a interesting post on his blog ans like to share with you guys.Morale stuff basically and just curious that he will post morale..akakakaka...chill ya Wonka

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2A

priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'


Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3A

sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5A

turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6A

little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Yet Another Busy Week

Again it's a busy week after my midterm break where exams,assignment,jobs just sekali gus come up..damn damn..so the agenda are during midterm break = water polo competition...why so serious????hahha...guess what,go there for vacation till get 1st..Lolz...



NAH...MY VACATION FOR MISTERM BREAK






AGAIN...TRY TO READ IT PROPERLY...


Well well the 2nd agenda after the midterm break of course is exam..studu study study !!!!!! assignment assignment assignment....babi babi babi..lolz lolz lolz...After exam there is digi thingy going on in my campus.Well i'm just a new member of the so called yeallow army and the payment are

1hour = rm6 phone credit $ rm6 cash...

and the time you can choose it urself ballz.I mean working hour.Basically just ask student of mmu to convert or buy new sim pack that specially for mmu student + lotsa game to play for free sial...Akakakakaka...





WITH SOME SINGER ENTERTAINING US.WHO THE F**** ARE THEM?


TIRED STILL WANA CAM WHORING..LOLZ..SIAL


MACHA..ENOUGH OF TIS POST LA...AKAKAKAKA

DIGI ROX WITH FREE PAINTBALLS.....
END UP KENA TILL LIKE TAT..KNNCCB


LAGI SATU PART



Don't you guys just love digi....akakakaka...GTG..assignment assignment..


Thursday, August 7, 2008

New Spot

Alright alright...Finally there were 2 things to be proud of when you are studying in melaka.Well what i mean is now u can proud of melaka compare 1st when i entering mmu {MELAKA}.



1st was taro.It was kinda western style with the beautiful environment and the food is presentable.












SEE !!!IS GOOD.I MEAN ENVIRONMENT









LOOK AT TAT

TOLD U THE FOOD IS WELL PRESENTED

EVEN THE TOILET LOOKS GREAT

YOU CAN EVEN POLISH UR SHOE AFTER GOIN WEE WEE

Basically the food is not cheap and and the food SUX all the way.So for those wana enjoy the environment pls try there but not the food...Overall..

food = 2.5

environment = 8

toilet = 10 !!!!!!

2nd place was the new cinema..Well not much of picture cause rushing for movie wert.But once u reachin the entrance you were like goin into mid valley

ADA CLASS ADA CLASS

MEMANG CLASS.PROUD OF U MELAKA..AKAKAKAKA..