Tgi Peps

A Poem of INTI

At first I love INTI

But INTI loves my money

I ask money from daddy

But daddy asks mummy

Mummy goes to INTI

And find out why INTI's so greedy

The lift always mati

And the guards look like monkey

That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me

What for I love INTI

All they need is money

Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny

No wonder they're so lousy

And their faces look so funny

Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI

But they never plant more trees

All because they want to save money

Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI

I got no kaki Later

I found someone likes to play tai tee

Then I started don't want to study

Here we can find a lot of kaki judi

That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI

I cant see any leng lui lili sexy

Even the lecturers are more pretty

I always want to date them for tea

But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si

People said his pucuk already mati

Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi

That's why loh people say he is 'cc'

He likes to tell jokes to everybody

But his joke never funny

Sometimes people thinks that his crazy

Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly

No water no api

Even you haven't pee

You want to lari

Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality

Instead everyone knows they are lousy

INTI motive just to earn more money

So that they can pay lecturers salary

And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi

Waterfish like us always press by INTI

Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI

Which loves money

But after all I still come to INTI

To contribute money

(u r not in INTI?

u r very lucky

coz INTI cant bluff ur money

just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)

Student of INTI

noway to lari

already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)

plz tell everybody

jangan kena tipu lagiAnd this~

frm mmu

I join MMU because

I thought MMU would be a good uni,

but end up wanna lompat from Ixora...

MMU full name is
Money Making University
All thing is money money money
no money u can alive here

Library need pay fee , lab need pay fee
all thing is money money
receive our money n cant get any service
Public holiday library close , ramandan also close
if want to do revision u find place urself la
many mmu student go to mcdonald to do revision
so kesian la ......

Admin people not helpful,

always ask us to tunggu, tunggu, tunggu;

do things slow like siput,

remind again kena marah like gila...
The MMU staff always ask us go to different division
say that this thing is refer to another division
always lari from here to there
finally go bck to sm division we go before

I drive CLK to MMU everyday,

kesian my Cute Little Kelisa got no place to park,

so I always park outside mmu,

but end up MBOB give me summons...
-RM100-leh

MMU always claim itself ada standard,

but you will vomit when u know the truth,

paying RM5,000-plus every semester,

but you'll never get the value of 5k ...

lecture here is very 'GOOD'
wat they say u will not understand or wat they talking
u better study at home la

mmu always look us like 'waterfish '
paying so much but still empty!

think carefully before choose the university