Activities

It's been a while i never update my blog.

1st = computer rosak

2nd = internet naik gila,knot online

3rd = phone rosak

4th = damn sui in this month..lolz

Now now now..TEH KONG PO PI don't so sui for this month..lolz..So for the 1st time i saw an A.T.M on mini market.Izzit i'm too paria or wat..Hahha..

FROM THIS ANGLE OLEDI ABNORMAL

damn !!!!!!

2nd = trip to pd with family.Basically the beach damn dirty but but..environment damn cool sial with some old folks singing welcome song everywhere you are..lolz

THESE AH PEK SINGING SELAMAT DATANG

COOL SIAL

SEA VIEW SIAL

TIS IS THE BEST PART.PRIVATE BEACH

3rd = visit sister for assignment

OK LA..1 PIC ONI..

4th = rtm for debate live telecast

Tatz all,kinda rush for today's blog..hahha...nah jing en..update my blog d....

New Sem New Activities

New sem had just started...First week no class no tutorial..Damn easy life for the 1st week.Makan here minum there only for the 1st week..Hahha..Plus having nephew birthday party at is nursery + i'm gonna bring a clown to his party..Hahha....So before heading to tampin by by bro-inlaw.Had a drinks at dp,

Well look at the pic above,looks kinda normal right????Wait till you see......

COMPARE IT WITH THE SIZE OF MY HAND SIAL

LOOK AT THE STRAW..SIAL !!!!

COMMENT ON THIS DRINK

1st : This drinks is well known among customer."that's what the waiter told me"

2nd : Presentable

3rd : F****** sweet..

4th : Once you finish this drink you will say KNNCCB for the sweetness.hahha...

Here we go to famosa around 6.Having a great meal by sis and once again thank you....

THANKS SIS FOR THE APARTMENT

So lepak here and there while waiting for few friends to arrive.Chit Chat here and there till the very next day..Here it goes...Vivek the clown....

MAKE UP MAKE UP...IGNORE THE BOTTOM PLEASE..HAHHA

HALF WAY THERE MACHA

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THERE HE IS.....

WITH MY LOVELY NEPHEW WITH POSING

So there is the show over there,Haihz...Tired tired,take a nap before leaving famosa and having photo section before leaving...

WITH THIS DUDE OVER HERE STANDING AS IF HE ENJOY THE VIEW...TUI...HAHHA

So that is all for the journey....This 2 days,we are having an award for the outstanding fellow and it falls to......

AH WEE...AKAKAKAKA...DON'T SAY THANK YOU TO ME FOR GIVIN YOU THIS AWARD..AKAKAKAKA.....

Life During Holidays

Well well....Nothing to do at home...

Holiday = eat,sleep,pang sai,sleep again

Kinda boring also..Another 2 more weeks i will be in melaka again.Lolz,LAME LAME LAME LAME,Petrol Naik again.Next time i rather cycle to yam cha than to drive.Hahha..

This post is about my activities during holiday in ipoh,

1st>>>

Hang out with ex classmate,yam cha yam cha..

THIS DUDE DON'T REALISE A THING..

2nd>>>

Trip to penang

LOOKS FAMILIAR RIGHT

PENANG LEPAKING WITH ARIFF AT KOPITIAM

3rd>>>

Celebrate bro's birthday

WITH MACHO POSING...TUI!!!!!AKAKAKA

4th>>>

Helping dad's to paint the gate

5th>>>

Lepak with some good friend

Since putih went to australia looking for his chick over there.Suddenly he call,yam cha lo...Waliao,That bastard finally back from aus.Luckily bought a shirt for everyone..akekekeke...

PUTIH aka VINCENT

GENE & ARMY

Again,it's Holiday

Hooray.....Again it's holiday...Not much to do again..Help out my parent on some cleaning stuff..Lolz..So i read a blog on Patrick Teoh and it sounds like>>>>>>

My God! There's a schoolgirl just walked past me in a white blouse!
I think I feel an erection coming on. Oooooh!!!
Wait, I think I will go and rape her now or at least fondle her crisp white school blouse.
What the fuck is wrong with some people in this country?
A Malaysian group has condemned the uniform worn by girls at government schools, saying it encouraged rape and pre-marital sex!!! And the person who made this shocking statement is no less than the vice-president of the National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia, Munirah Bahari who said that the white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction. “It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,” she said.Just read that line again and realise how stupid it sounds. Becomes an attraction to men!!! This myopic yound lady also said that there should be a review of uniform policy so that it did not violate Islamic ideals. Wow!!! Great! While most Malaysians are just settling in to feeling a little more secure in the feeling of being Malaysian irregardless of race and creed this kind of thing comes along. No religion encourages indecency. No parents allow their school-going children to dress indecently. Now we need some vice-president of some students association to tell us that? There's more to this woman's stupidity.“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different colour or with an undergarment. So, okay gals forget about all the talk about CCTV cameras in lonely car parks, pepper sprays, caution in lonely places, watchfullness etc. Just don't wear white blouses and you'll be fine. There seems to be no end to her pea brained logic. She also claims that some (girls) used the white blouse to lure men. I shall never look at a white blouse the same way ever again.Perhaps somebody should go and check what kind of stuff is being taught at this young lady's school and what kind of creatures populate the National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia

Final's Stress

This definately will happen 3 times a year.As usual, final again..Damn it's boring.STUDY STUDY STUDY until it drive up my nerve.KNNCCB.Having for 2 weeks.it's worst than having lecture where we get ourself up in early morning.So that's the plan for final>>>

1)wake up

2)kentut here kentut there little bit

3)study

4)makan

5)tidur

6)SIEN LAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this will happen to most of the mmu student...SIAL...To study in a quiet environment.What i need is just a room that consist of 2-4 people.

THIS IS THE ROOM I'M TALKING ABOUT

WITH SOME REFRESHMENT

The stuff great about this room is when you're tired you will be able to.................

HAVING A NAP

2nd stuff you can do about exam when you are feeling stress....

LOOK AT THE WALL AND START MAKING A QUICK GUESS

IT GLOW .HAHHA

AND END UP WASHING IT....AKAKAKAKA...

LOOK AT THIS DUDE aka EHSAN...GUESS WHAT HE IS THINKIN???

Another 2 more days i am going to sing song fly kite everywhere even there's no wind....knnccb..2 more days....BTW,goin back on the 21th....

Jokes Of The Month

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,
how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding younow.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same asyour brother's.
Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?Student: All of me ma....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.'
My marks are under water,' said the boy.'
What do you mean 'under water'?''
They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'

TGI Friday

DAMN I CAN'T MAKE IT...STUPID FINALS.....DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN