Wednesday, June 16, 2010

I'm Back

it's been so long i never update my blog.Well i guess it's around a year ago....akakakaka...Since now i am in my industrial training.Boring in office,nothing t
o do. See chicks wondering around the offfice.OMG..It's so damn boring sial..hahha...Well now is the bleedy world cup seasion where everybody are crazy about it, it's time to earn money..
akakakaka

WITH MANDELA POSING



These day working life sucks, you will be repeating the same old shit but just on different day and wearing different attire...@#$%^&*@#$#%^&@



WITH MY MIND THINKING>>>>>>









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Saturday, September 5, 2009

First Step Finally success

Finally after 4 months of hard work we won the 2009 business plan competition in junction we get sponsorship from 2 different organization and yes,my product is going to have a brand sponsor by sife organization that is 6k.the first step to success in opening a new business is getting nearer..hahha....Heading to national level hoping to get more sponsorship...wish me luck..........

Just finish the competition

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Another New Member

There comes out new family which is jayden lim....welcome to the family and the progress of another family T.T........



JAYDEN LIM




T.T




Will i'm getting older and older ballz...woth 3 nephew and 1 niece and i am just 21..haha..lucky me..

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Jokes Of The Month

What is a KISS?

It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.

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What men do after sex?

2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.

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Why is your penis better than a credit card?

(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!

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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.

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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?

MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.

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Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down

5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!


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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.

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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?

Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!

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Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".


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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?

Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".


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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?

Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the
PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

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AGES OF VAGINA:

16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!


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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DO
N'T STOP!!!!"

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GIRLS' REACTION TO PENIS SIZES

9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Family Trip

Since the phuket trip already been cancel by my family due to H1NI..(kanasai) so the family of mine plan for another local trip..(deng)..no more phuket...

LOOK AT IT N U KNOW WERE IS IT........CAMERON




As you guys c,it's been ages i never been to cameron since the last trip that i not really remember when is it and to be suprise, there are places i never been before and the mistake i made i wearing shorts since the whether so freaking cold up there(due to raining season)

NEW BOH'S PLANTATION.RECOMMENDED
AFTER THAT GO FOR MAKAN>>>>>>
JALAN JALAN>>>>>
THE KIDS ARE KINDA ENJOYING THE TRIP.SO DO I..


LASTLY,FATHER N SON SPEND THEIR PRECIOUS TIME AFTER THE MEAL..HAHHA..BRO,CHANGE YOUR POST LA..AKAKAKAKA

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Well well well...Just finish my holiday and started another new semester and i'm in my final year. After 3 years in malacca, club, pub, bar and places i had been before are boring. beside drinking beer and chilling out. i discover another new activity that are cost saving..hahha....


WITH THE BEER COSTING RM 500..I RATHER......................



PAY RM 24 FOR 3 HOUR
WHEREBY TO CATCH BABY PRAWN

AND THEIR BLEEDY PARENTS..HAHHAWITH THE GREAT VIEW OF THE SEA.WELL IT'S ON YOUR LEFT HAND SIDE

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FOLK...

Monday, May 25, 2009

Mini Family Gathering

I have been hospitalize last month due to blood infection. If i have been hospitalize after it i would have been suspected with the stupid H1N1 ...God bless me (even i not really trust on this thing).Again it's been a stupid week where the same old stuff.Lying on my stupid bed and facing with the stupid nurse...Damn,unlucky week..After that week my sister turn to admit.Due to the previous post there are some typo error..haha..is may not june...pai seh pai seh..There is a clearer view on my newborn nephew...tadah.....................



DAMN CUTE RIGHT???

MY SISTER IS ALL RIGHT..HAHHA..LET'S MOVE ON

EVERYBODY BEING BUSY OUTSIDE..WAT FOR??IT'S FOR THE MANGO..DAMN..LOOK AT THE SIZE..MAKAN SATU LAO SAI 1 WEEK..AKAKAKAKAKA

EVERYTHING END HERE WITH FATHER AND SON GATHERING.+ CAMERA MAN(MY BRO)AKAKAKA